So, the new Siri advertisements starring John Malkovich. At the end of one of the ads, the actor asks Siri to tell a joke. She comes up with a line that’s long in the tooth, giving him the “two iPhones walk into a bar…” routine. What’s that? Not funny, you say? Didn’t crack me up either. There’s a better version…

Here’s Siri telling Malkovich a really dirty joke.

Not to worry, it’s safe for work.

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Funny or what?

Let’s run a little caption contest, shall we?

We’re down in the comments.