Don’t worry, the ‘iPhone Math’ moniker won’t stick

By , Jan 21, 2013

iPhone Math stupid moniker

When I woke up this morning to the iPhone Math rumor, I was like ‘iPhone what?’ As insane as that purported moniker sounds, some did fall for it and took the story as is. But do you really believe Apple would adorn a refresh of its iconic smartphone with such a stupid name? Yes, the Power Mac G4 Cube also wasn’t the best moniker to begin with, but what on Earth is the ‘iPhone Math’ supposed to stand for?

Not to worry, a well-connected Apple blogger has now called into question both the trustworthiness and knowledgeability of the sources who pretentiously claim to even know an upcoming iPhone’s name…

As Cody reported, the rumor calls for three new iPhone models in 2013. He rightfully points that nothing in Apple’s naming history suggests the company would ever be cool with slapping the ‘Math’ suffix onto any of its gadgets.

BrightWire translated the rumor into English, based on a Chinese newspaper report whose source was a Taiwanese newspaper report, enough to have the original meaning lost in translation.

Apple pundit John Gruber dissects the anatomy of Apple’s supply chain:

Apple’s supply chain partners do not know product names. Every iPhone just says “iPhone” on the back. Same for iPads; I knew a lot about the iPad Mini before it was announced, but I didn’t know its name.

By the way, John, it’s ‘iPad mini’, not ‘iPad Mini’.

 

He’s spot on, though.

Assuming the source mentioned the ‘iPhone Math’ moniker in the first place, or heard it whispered by others in Apple’s supply chain, it’s likely nothing more than just a code-name. There’s no way that Apple, the most secretive corporation in the world, would let slip such a high-profile product name months ahead of the official introduction.

Matter of fact, Gruber goes as far as to “question any purported source from the supply chain who claims to even know an upcoming iPhone’s name”.

Also, this:

I disregard any report of an upcoming iPhone with a bigger display that doesn’t include precise pixel dimensions. Anyone in the supply chain who knows the size of the display should also know the pixels.

BrihtWire updated its original report with this clarification:

Some news sites are speculating that the real name of the “iPhone Math” product is “iPhone Max” or “iPhone +”. However, the name “iPhone Math” continues to be reported in Chinese and Taiwanese news sources that originally broke the story.

The news service also underscores that the story is still a rumor as “Apple has not made official comments or confirmed existence of this device”.

So, did anyone in their right mind believe the nonsensical ‘iPhone Math’ name stood any chance of becoming the official moniker?

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  • Johnathan Jennings

    Used to I would say there’s no way that Apple would do this.. But now with Tim Cook in charge and iOS becoming stale.. I just might believe that he will lead Apple in a new direction. He already made a smaller iPad to attract more customers. He may do the same thing with the iPhone, bigger iPhone may soon be a reality..

  • jilex

    even with Cook in charge, there is no way they could use a name like that

    • Wassim Omais

      Very true…. Steve Jobs would not have picked the name “new iPad” and “iPad with Retina Display…” I guess Cook lost it at 2… :/

  • Mike Eggs

    Why are you correcting Gruber in this post? You sound smug and ridiculous. He knows so much about Apple, and so his oversight in capitalizing the M of mini does not reflect otherwise. You are foolish for pointing this out.

    • http://www.iDownloadBlog.com Sebastien

      I think you’re taking this way more seriously than it actually is.

      • Mike Eggs

        If Christian wants to get that specific, he should use double quotes, not single, when denoting the product name “iPad mini”.

    • http://twitter.com/therealjdizzle Jason Masters

      Did you know they have the Internet on computers now?!

  • http://twitter.com/Max_Kas Max Kas

    can i just point out how much better the white iPhone 5 would look if it had color options like the first photo above?

    • Lordthree

      These people will color it for you… For a price.

      http://www.colorware.com/p-355-iphone-5.aspx

    • http://twitter.com/Cselo David Cselovszki

      no

    • http://twitter.com/itscb3 Charles Brown III

      I can see the catchy tagger that’d be at the end of all the commercials now pushing phone individuality… ” Let’s put the ‘i’ back in iPhone. “

  • Guest

    deleted…didn’t read the quoted sources… :(

  • http://www.facebook.com/joe.jonsen Joe Jonsen

    blah blah balh

    • YoJohn

      Shut up

  • Liam Mulcahy

    Heck no

  • 4p0c4lyps3

    Ya, was my very first thot. A friend and I laughed about it in fact.

  • http://twitter.com/theapplegeek2 Kevin

    iPhone plus seems more plausible than Math and I don’t think we can discredit the rumor just yet. the actually iPhone may not be called this, but I believe the idea of a 4.8″ screen on an iPhone will exist and will need to with the rate that smartphones are going. people want bigger screens on their phones. it’s no longer a pocket device, it’s a mini computer.

  • http://www.facebook.com/joe.saxon.376 Joe Saxon

    good…it wouldn’t have been at hit with the kids if it were named after the most hated subject in school…

  • http://twitter.com/idrakemiller Drake Miller

    They could get a better name

  • http://twitter.com/therealjdizzle Jason Masters

    If IDB reports it short of April first we usually tend to believe it.

  • Thomas Gehman

    Why not iPhone Trig.? :P