The banned iPhone 5 promo video

By , Sep 17, 2012

You knew it was coming, so here it is: the banned iPhone 5 promo video.

My favorite line? “The iPhone 5 is the thickest and heaviest iPhone we’ve ever made. Just fucking with you. Of course we made it thinner and lighter. 18% thinner, 20% lighter, blah blah blah. Are people still impressed by this?

Funny, hey?

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  • Shug Tha UndaDawg

    S/O 2 the only black guy. Lol.

  • samdchuck

    “Funny, hey?” No not really, just some hacks trying to use the iphone to get people to finally watch them.

    • Ernesto Carrillo

      Made you watch it though!

    • gunther801

      you are too… boring.

    • Gerardo Pineda

      It’s good to make fun of things we love

    • iNfAMOUS70702

      They’ve been doing these for years and they’re more known for the gentlemens rant skits anyway

  • Maciek

    Not that I am impressed with the thickness, but it does blow your mind away haha

  • Justin Marshall



  • Sheraz Sajawal

    that was funny shit

  • T1rell

    Nailed it!

  • Anuj Mali


  • Mane

    Lol , great video !!

  • harit7

    Extramazinarylutioning.!! :D

  • Petri Pan

    Hey no Alcohol this time?

  • Тёвѧи Яс

    “As a result, the iPhone 5, the sixth iPhone” he he he…

  • Tiago Fernandes

    Apple.. You really fucked up the naming system! Ahaha

    • Lee Reichardt

      They just took a cue from Window 6.1…I mean 7…. I mean… Yeah you know what I mean

  • Yujin

    apple has a redneck division…lol

    • e420Kush

      stfu Samsuck

    • Hyr3m

      you mean crapple ?

  • Isaac Daniel Meraz

    With FaceTime over cellular you can watch tits from basically anywhere hahaha cracked me up