What if I told you a white ninja crashed a car into an Apple Store in Greensboro, NC? You’d probably say “Sebastien, you should take it easy on this medicinal marijuana”, right? Now what if I told you that I’m typing this, completely sober, and that a ninja indeed crashed his car into an Apple Store?

I know this sound a little surreal but this did happen earlier today…

The suspect was dressed in what a witness told 107.5 KZL resembled a ninja suit, drove through the store’s plate glass windows early Friday then ran away without taking anything. […]

Police said the Honda that was abandoned at the store was reported stolen more than an hour after the crash.around 6 a.m.

Watch out for the ninjas, you don’t know what to expect from them.

[Fox 8 via TiPb]