It hasn’t even been announced yet, but there are already 9 solid reasons you shouldn’t buy the iPhone 5. Apple’s mysterious device is sure to have plenty of appealing features, but this infographic details 9 reasons the iPhone 5 won’t be the best it can be.

Stay tuned for the full image after the break…

What do you think about this clever comic? Hopefully you’re still interested in buying Apple’s next gen iPhone.

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  • yoyoyo

    No. 10 – The iPhone 5 won’t suck yo dick.

  • Burge

    No 11 it will not stop your cat from upgrading your iOS and losing your jailbreak

  • max

    April fool’s day!

  • slammer

    and one reason to buy the iphone 5….it will give you a boner 😀

    • Burge

      What ever floats your boat…

      • Selcuk

        LOL! 😀

  • Xepptizz

    Number 6 actually isn’t true, there are multiple apps to prevent hat from happening

  • Apple pie

    The best reason, you can watch pxxx for FREE… Yeheyyyyy

  • Apple pie

    The best reason is iPhone 5 makes you smile..

  • Cristi Wth

    No. 12 : If you buy one your girlfriend will surely want to buy her one too

  • Topsy

    Iphone five will sleep with you woman.

  • Yuyang

    But i heard iphone 5 can cure cancer!!

  • iYaSeeN

    Actually this kind of blogs is one of the reasons why I love iDB

    Great post and greater comments

    Thanks allote

  • fennix

    Number 13 the iphone will kill android. Hehe just jkn

  • Fennix

    Sum funny stuff

  • MALdito

    No.14: The iphone 5 will be announced to come in multiple colors (including white) on release day but will on come in a horrible dull green color with the faceplate and the back in horrendously mismatched hues.

  • manuel

    Number 14: The iPhone will not come with a manual on how to jailbreak or unlock it.

    • J.O.S.H

      well i hope iDB has it (:

  • Adidas101

    Number 15: The iphone 5 will NOT come unlocked ….. burn…. Android FTW! =P lol j/k got both

  • jon

    # 16: The iPhone 5 will not allow you to strike up a conversation with Steve Jobs if you saw him in person nor if emailed him.

  • Andrew

    so your tellin me they are gettin rid of all the things my iPhone 4 can do?

  • SpideyRules

    #17: The iPhone 5 will not automatically organize a flash mob for you, no matter what song what have synced from iTunes.

  • Manuel

    #18: The iPhone 5 will not get you laid if you like Android products.

  • John

    This is one of the corniest crap I’ve seen in a very long while.

    • Billy The Kid

      You don’t have to read good sir.

  • Maxi Omeke

    The iPhone 5 does not come with an app that makes u walk on air

  • Luqman

    Just one reason will be enough to buy an iphone 5 that it will be a newer model of iphone. Will iphone 4 get cheaper when ip5 is released ? If it is release in march next year we should sell it by january next year.

  • Luqman

    Just one reason will be enough to buy an iphone 5 that it will be a newer model of iphone. Will our beloved iphone 4 get cheaper when ip5 is released ?

  • Luqman

    Just one reason will be enough to buy an iphone 5 that it will be a newer model of iphone.

  • Luqman

    Just one reason z enough to buy an iphone 5 that it will be a newer model of iphone.

  • Luqman

    Just one reason z enough to buy an ip5 that it will be a newer model of iphone.

  • Luqman

    Just 1 reason z enough to buy p5 that it will be nwr model of iphone.

  • Luqman

    Just 1 reason z enf to buy p5 that it will be nwr model of iphone.

  • Greg

    All these features would require a jailbreak even if possible.

  • korval

    No. 10. The iPhone 5 is now obsolete. Say hello to iPhone 6!