A new year is always the right time to make resolutions. I personally stopped making resolutions years ago because I wouldn’t stick to them. Instead I now make predictions, but that’s a different story. It seems that Steve Jobs does however make resolutions, and plenty of them.
Scribbled on a Starbucks napkin, Steve’s resolutions for 2011 were acquired by the Scoopertino’s Team, after a rough battle with Gizmodo, which of course laid down the money to get it first.
At the top of the list is the resolution to keep the Verizon iPhone myth going…
This is obviously fake, but I had a good laugh from it so I wanted to share that with you.