iDish: new iPhone dishwasher feature

idishMy “contact at Apple” is telling me that the new iPhone will have a dishwasher feature that will do the dishes for you. This new feature is called iDish.

I wonder if this feature is gonna drain the batteries or not but I am so excited I’ve already put my dishwasher for sale on Craigslist.

Who needs a dishwasher when you can have a phone, iPod, email, internet, gps, and dishwasher in your pocket?