Microsoft’s Surface Book notebook/tablet hybrid from a couple of years ago scored a 1/10 rating on iFixit’s repairability scale, but the company’s new $999 Surface Laptop, introduced in May, scores even worse: 0/10. According to the repair experts over at iFixit, a teardown analysis of Microsoft Laptop has found an utterly unrepairable device.

“It’s a Russian nesting doll from hell with everything hidden under adhesive and plastic spot welds,” wrote iFixit. “It is physically impossible to nondestructively open this device.”

Not only are there no screws holding the case together, meaning prying apart the Alcantara fabric damages it permanently, but the internals are glued down as well, including the keyboard, the motherboard and even the battery, which is glued directly to the case.

Speaking of which, the battery was boosted from a two-cell 38.2 Wh battery to a four-cell 45 Wh one, a nearly 18 percent increase in battery capacity over the previous model. To squeeze in a bigger battery, Microsoft’s engineers have ditched the removable blade SSD.

“Good luck if you need to recover your data from a bricked device,” warns iFixit.

According to iFixit:

Verdict: The Surface Laptop is not a laptop. It’s a glue-filled monstrosity. There is nothing about it that is upgradable or long-lasting, and it literally can’t be opened without destroying it. (Show us the procedure, Microsoft, we’d love to be wrong.)

The device’s redesigned passive cooling and a four-armed “beast of a heat sink” allow Intel’s Core i5 to run fanless. iFixit has also determined that Alcantara, the fabric used on the keyboard, is not “as stinky as rumors claim,” but cautions that the material looks liable to get nasty once your hands start sweating all over it.

Bottom line: no matter how hard you try, you’ll never be able to fix or change the components because Surface Laptop is totally unrepairable and non-upgradable.

  • Jay

    They definitely did this on purpose, shame on you Microsoft. Any issues basically requires a replacement.

  • racerhomie

    And people thought Apple’s was Bad.
    Well I get it, if you want smaller and more efficient products,you need to do this.
    But I guess ,even Apple has a way to get data from a damaged old SSD on the 2016 pro with Touch Bar

    • tariq

      I did think Apple is bad.
      The new “no ports” thing was annoying me. But Microsoft has convinced me with this “laptop” that Apple is once again the best choice for people lol

  • jsk2

    So, in two years when the battery only hold half of its original charge, what do you do? Even Microsoft can’t replace it.

    Someone at Microsoft is drooling over Adobe’s new way of doing business: You’re not buying this thing, you’re renting it for two years!

  • “The Surface Laptop is not a laptop. It’s a glue-filled monstrosity.” and “It’s a Russian nesting doll from hell…”.

    Man iFixit really hated this device I guess. But those descriptions made me laugh 😛

  • teris

    If you consider the updates scandal on windows 10 you will hate Micrososft more and more. They want to control everything you do. Never buy microsoft products AGAIN. NEVER