Joy of Tech constructs hilarious Apple Status page

By , Jul 30, 2013

Hong Kong Apple Store (Hysan Place Apple, exterior 002)

With all of the distractions and sensationalism in the tech media these days, it’s tough to really understand how Apple is doing as a company. It seems like every rumor is followed by an ‘Apple is doomed’ report, and it probably doesn’t help that it’s so secretive.

But never fear, as usual, Joy of Tech is here to help clear up some of the confusion in a way that only it can. The comic creator has put together a Status page—yeah, similar to the one Apple made for its Dev Center—to show where Apple is at on a lot of things…

Here’s your comic (via AllThingsD):

joy of tech statusThere’s actually some pretty good ones in there. For example, Maps’ status of ‘Getting There’ makes sense, as it’s gotten a lot better since it launched last year. Others are a ways off, though, like the Status of ‘Uh Oh’ Bob Mansfield, who seems to be doing just fine.

My favorite has to be the ‘Danger’ status of how long Apple can keep saying it has amazing new products in the pipeline. Apple has always oversold itself, but its year-long absence from the new product circuit makes the statement noticeably more insipid than usual.

Here’s hoping it’s a busy fall.

Anyway, which one is your favorite?

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  • iosPixel

    Annihilation of Samsung – Danger.

    Except for the parts that supply our parts – OK.

    Smile.

  • Timothy

    “Still laughing at Microsoft’s attempts at a tablet.”

    :D

  • http://www.twitter.com/Namra297 Namra

    The ones about Samsung and Android :p

  • Mohammad Ridwan

    Sir Jony’s crush on pastels…. lmfao… this is hilarious…

  • Pankaj

    Still laughing at Microsoft’s attempts at a tablet

  • Pankaj

    Sir Jony’s crush on Pastel colors

  • Pankaj

    iPhone 5S looks exactly like iPhone 5 …LOLz

  • Dillon Sharer

    ha

  • http://WorldstarHipHop.com/ Joshua Jones Makaveli

    How long we can keep saying we have ‘amazing’ new products in the pipeline.

    Whats new about it they only make it smaller and change the layout.

    And now steve is dead they gonna make it larger now.