Microsoft's Steve Ballmer Calling the Shots

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer recently addressed the companies Surface and the tablet’s sales (or lack thereof).

We’re going to try our best not to characterize his comments as whiny or envision the firm’s leader stomping his foot in the face of gloomy analysis. But it’s hard – real hard.

Speaking with MIT Technology Review, while admitting the Microsoft product was not an iPad-killer, Ballmer stressed the Surface isn’t a post-PC fantasy, either…

“In an environment in which there’s 350 million PCs sold, I don’t think Surface is going to dominate volume,” Ballmer told Cnet during the interview.

This is akin to going out on a limb by admitting winter sunlight will likely be scarce on the U.S. East coast. To use Ballmer’s phrase when commenting years ago on growing usage of Apple’s Safari, the Surface market share is just a rounding-error.

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Never mind sales that are luke-warm at best, or the Surface getting thumbs-down on repairs or the fact the overpriced tablet is underpowered – the tablet is “a real business,” Ballmer said.

So there.

Ballmer also told TechnologyReview the Surface is a long-term play:

I’m super-glad we did Surface. I think it is important – and not just for Microsoft, but for the entire Windows ecosystem – to see integrated hardware and software. 

And the ‘real business’ quote:

Surface is a real business. In an environment in which there’s 350 million PCs sold, I don’t think Surface is going to dominate volume, but it’s a real business.

Meanwhile, Microsoft’s Surface advertising is still about its keyboard attachment.

Taking a page from Amazon, which never talks hard sales figures regarding the Kindle family, Microsoft has left it to analysts to describe how the Surface performs.

My guess is those descriptions won’t wind up on a warm-and-fuzzy Surface promo. For instance, initial shipments of the Surface RT – launched in October 2012 – likely outnumbered actually sales.

While 1.25 million Microsoft tablets shipped, sales actually hovered around 55 percent to 60 percent of that figure, iHS iSuppli said in January. That means 680,000 to 750,000 Surface units actually initially sold.

Before someone throws a flag on the play, other products have had low initial sales. But the Surface RT had a type of reversal in demand. Turns out people were rushing to return the gadgets.

The Surface Pro – seen as saving Microsoft’s bacon after the RT – wasn’t greeted with much enthusiasm, either. As CNET points out, upon the Surface Pro’s initial sales, Microsoft proudly hailed it a success, the tablet selling out.

But that sell out was limited to Microsoft stores. As skeptical journalists are want to do, the site asks whether Microsoft rigged the results by providing a small enough inventory to be sure there was no repeat of the Surface RT launch fiasco.

Even Chairman Bill Gates said he wasn’t satisfied with Microsoft’s innovation, telling Charlie Rose of CBS News his company should do lots more in terms of breakthroughs.

Ballmer and I are two of the most self-critical people – you can imagine. And here were a lot of amazing things that Steve’s leadership got done with the company in the last year. Windows 8 is key to the future, the Surface computer. Bing, people are seeing as a better search product, Xbox.

But is – is it enough? No, he and I are not satisfied that in terms of, you know, breakthrough things, that we’re doing everything possible.

There’s your clip.

Not only can’t Microsoft admit the Surface is a failed example of me-too tablet iPad envy, but in the interview, Ballmer metaphorically positions his company as a Silicon Valley rebel.

The Surface is Microsoft’s James Dean moment after vendors balked at pen-based computing. Which is fittingly ironic, as Dean was best known for the movie “Rebel Without a Cause.”

  • Jerry

    I’ve honestly played and held the surface pro and that thing is HUGE! I was very disappointed because I wanted to like it. It honestly feels like a laptop. Microsoft really dropped the ball with this one.

    • JamesR624

      That was kinda the point of it. To be a laptop replacement.

      The Surface RT is replacing a tablet (like the iPad or android tablet)
      The Surface Pro is replacing a laptop.

      • Jerry

        For that ill get a ultra book

    • Ray V

      Huge? Honestly I felt the screen was too small. The price is the only thing stopping me though.

      • Jerry

        Huge meaning thickness, but yeah I also did find the screen to be very small to its thickness

  • As much as I like Microsoft products, I feel that Steve Ballmer in not good enough to be the CEO. Not every Steve can bring back a crumbling company.

    • Lordthree

      How much do you like their products? Which products? Office? Really?

      • Woah, slow down buddy. I criticize Apple – people complain. I criticize Microsoft – someone still complains. Can’t I find a neutral base?
        I really enjoy the Windows Operating System, and definitely the Office products too.

      • Ray V

        Windows XP
        Office 2003, 2010
        Windows 7
        Windows 8
        Xbox 360
        Xbox Live
        Hotmail (now Outlook)
        Zune (although I never owned it people that did liked it)

      • Lordthree

        You ruin your credibility when you say you like windows.

      • Ray V

        Don’t be silly man.

  • JerseyD

    I think surface has a lot of potential. The 2nd and 3rd generation will be much more polished and worth the price tag.

    • shar

      the only thing between me and a surface pro was the price, I will wait for the 2nd/3rd gen too see if they will be worth it!

  • Using the Surface Pro right now, and so far, no complaints in terms of performance as a Laptop replacement. Installed the full office 2010 suite and Adobe CS5, still have over 70 GB left for personal stuff, so not sure what’s with your biased opinion of it being under powered.

    What exactly do you mean by the sell out was only at Microsoft stores? You calling best buy, future shop and staples business depot Microsoft stores? How biased can you get….

    • Lordthree

      How do you like it as a laptop… While on your lap?

      If its not on your lap it’s not a laptop. Every. Single. Review. Says it is nearly impossible to use on your lap with the keyboard.

      • On my lap, I flip the keyboard back and use the on-screen keyboard. I honestly don’t type reports on my lap. I browse, watch YouTube, etc.

      • Lordthree

        Well, then it succeeds as a tablet then, fails as a laptop, and works as a desktop.

      • Lol, getting picky about definitions now heh? Ignoring the functions/usage.

  • chjode

    companies should be company’s

  • surface? what’s that?

  • brownieboy

    I’d argue that James Dean is really best known for dying in a car crash.

    Not to worry though; the analogy still holds!

  • Mohammad Ridwan

    Ballmer, STFU… Make a decent PC os and Tablet OS Separately.