Define narcissism: excessive or erotic interest in oneself and one’s physical appearance. If this sounds like you, or someone you know, you might be interested in this new iPhone app from Dapper Gentlemen.

Ugly Meter uses your handset’s front-facing camera to scan (in other words, take a picture of) your face, and then rates your attractiveness on a scale of 1-10 based on a few different data points…

What the software claims to do is measure the “ugliness” of your face by analyzing its contours and symmetry. But judging by these tests conducted by the U.K.’s Daily Mail, it isn’t much more than a novelty.

That’s probably a good thing considering that the app throws out some pretty harsh criticisms for folks who score high on the ugly meter. “You’re so ugly, you could make a glass eye cry.”

Despite its seemingly offensive nature, the app has become quite the hit. It has seen over 5 million downloads, and has been featured on The Howard Stern Show and a number of other broadcasts.

If you find yourself wanting to put your “hotness” to the test, you can download Ugly Meter from the App Store for $0.99.

Have you tried Ugly Meter yet? Thoughts?

  • Sigh….

  • Anonymous

    This is very old news. Listen to Howard Stern on Sirius more often.

  • Dan

    stupid app

  • Anonymous

    That’s the version that just generates random stuff. There is a PRO version they make that is suppose to scientifically judge your ugliness. It’s $4.99 I think and it’s just as crappy as their fake version. Well I can’t say it is too crappy, Ronnie did score a 0, so it might be legit.

  • Willy Gravelle

    Let’s put it this way: I scanned my face 3 times: once I got a 10, next I got a 6.2, and next I got a 1.0. Seems legit to me.

  • Anonymous

    man this is a thing that makes you wanna go to the motherfuckers who made this and punch them in the face so hard that they die instantly!
    its one thing to make money of a game like angry birds, but making a fake app and stealing ppls money is plain bullshit!

    and yes i have tried version this version and the PRO version, they both suck balls! im sorry but this makes me angry!