I once bought a pair of retro Air Jordan that were strikingly ugly but nonetheless a one of kind product. I thought by owning these I was cool. Needless to say I was 16 years old.

Touch My iPhone highlights a new iPhone dock that may earn bonus points for creativity but puts my old tennis shoes to shame. The iRetrophone Skyliner mimics your grandmother’s old stationary phone (the handset on the dock actually works) and offers the following description…

The iRetrofone Base is a fully-functional, stationary iPhone dock with working handset and complete compatibility with USB cable. Each individual iRetrofone is hand-sculpted and hand-cast in urethane resin. The iRetrofone base is made of heavy-duty, half-inch thick urethane resin creating a stable, functional work station that routes voice communications through the included handset. Designed to be compatible with the iPhone’s (iPhone 3G, 3GS & iPhone 4G (not included), it accommodates sync and charge functions via a USB cable (not included). The iRetrofone base also helps eliminate concerns about radiation.

Radiation protection? Anyways, the real tragedy isn’t the design of this unique iPhone dock. Owning this piece of history will cost you an alarming $250. Yeah, you could buy an iPod Touch for that.

Give us an old school roasting of this product in the comment box below.

  • Vik071

    I love how in old movies they used this telephone (omg, I haven’t typed this word in almost a decade now) as a weapon of last second resort. You know when the bad guy is strangling the good guy, looks like he’s winning, the good guy frantically moves his arms, reaches the “grandma” phone and finally knocks him in the jaw. Ah, memories…

  • WOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! $250 !! No way !

  • Tony

    Wow really? Are they serious? Haha

  • Spidey

    I haven’t seen anything this ridiculous since Pamela Anderson’s breast reduction surgery…

    • Z

      Comment of the post! =)
      Mind you, it came from Spidey Man! lol good one!

  • Nate

    I have seen these for alot cheaper. May not be made by the same company but pretty much the same thing. Just google retro iPhone or something along those lines.

  • Michael

    Wow that’s dear

  • icyhotonmynuts

    Now that company needs to make an APP that goes along with the device that instead of touch tone, instead have rotary animation and drag your finger to the number. That’d be truly retro.

  • Monkey

    Wow, something that is expensive and it is not made by Apple.

  • Art Guru

    You all are addicted to wall mart ,$19.95 won’t buy you everything.this is a real handmade item. A sculpture for your phone, How cool is that. Ever walk into a gallery?see what you get for $19.95.

    • just because you’re the designer of the product doesn’t mean you should state we love crap.

      I can appreciate the craftsmanship of this but it’s not worth the cost of a subsidized iPhone 4, sorry.

  • Mezman

    What colorway/ What was the name of the jordans you bought???
    I’m somewhat of an Air Jordan Retro collector..

    • Original Air Jordan 1’s. The Ronald McDonald scheme. Hideously attractive.