Wanna Do Cocaine? There Is An App For That

Sebastien, May 1, 2009


iSnort is one application that will never make it to the App Store… and that’s too bad! As Jesus Diaz from Gizmodo says it, iSnort is funny because a) it’s ultra-realistic and b) it is precisely one of the main uses of the iPhone in many clubs all around the world.

Forget the Virtual Pint – it’s piss. What YOU need is an unlimited supply of ‘Class A’ Virtual Narcotics. Be the envy of in-crowd. Get ejected from nightclubs. Shock and amaze your so-called friends. Get oral sex from Z-list celebrities.

It’s too bad Rick James wasn’t here to see this!

Priced at about $7, I think iSnort is a good deal considering the gram of coke goes for about $50 here in San Diego.

I’m now definitely looking forward to iTweak, iShootHeroine, and iRehab…

UPDATE: Mark tells me on Twitter that he bought iSnort thinking it was a jailbreak app but it’s actually a video to play on the iPhone. Scam Alert! Too bad… it had the potential to be a very funny app.

 
  • Carter

    Is there something you’re not telling us about your hobbies, Mr. Page? ;-)

  • http://www.iphonedownloadblog.com/ Sebastien

    I don’t know what you’re talking about ;)

  • adesh

    It’s a closet hobby?

  • Sascha

    adesh, I like your avatar picture. Is that you? :-)