[digg-me]1. You’re a member of an iPhone forum
2. You posted more than 500 posts in this forum
3. At home or the office, you’ve moved photo frames of your loved ones to make space for your iPhone dock/charger
4. You know what BSD Subsystem is
5. You say the word “iPhone” more than 20 times a day
6. You’re googling “porn for iPhone”
7. You tuck your iPhone in at night
8. You think the iPhone could save lives if used properly
9. You have a nickname for your iPhone (mine is iPhoney)
10. Your gf is not allowed to use your iPhone
11. You don’t talk to people who own a BlackBerry
12. The Verizon Voyager’s ad makes you laugh
13. You look at Helio’s owners with pity
14. You feel like your penis got bigger since you got your iPhone
15. You would buy an iPhone even if it was $1000
16. You take your iPhone out naked in hopes of meeting another iPhone mate

Do you have more to add to the list?

  • Douglas

    Ahaha, very funny. I don’t really know what BSD Subsystem is but hey, my gf is not allowed to use my iPhone !

  • Hi Douglas,

    I’m slowly letting my gf play with my iPhone. For some reason, she loves LightSaber and she goes nut every time we use the GPS and look at the little blue dot…

    Sebastien

  • Javier

    17. your reading this thru youre iphone!
    lol

  • @Javier – how do you like my blog formatted for the iPhone? Pretty cool, heh?

  • There’s another word for it: iTard. There’s a non-profit research institute investigating the mechanisms by which Apple Corp products turn relatively normal adults into preadolsecent addict/cultists. Very interesting – very embarrassing.

    http://www.itard.org

  • Matt

    My iPhone has never touched a har surface without being in a case, I Own 4 cases because I think my iPhone needs to look good just like I need to look good, I clean it daily and let it out of it’s case to breathe

  • Matt

    Hard surface*

  • F**K ISLAM

    17. You have an iphone because android is to complicated